this made me smile

i am a huge nerd…but i still had to laugh at this because if i were in the “mourning guild” i would have been pissed and would have begun to plot my revenge immediately!!!

Not long ago, the virtual funeral, held in a common and unprotected area of WoW, was widely advertised by guild members and friends of the deceased. In honor of her death, the gamer’s fellow guild members and friends left their weapons behind and gathered to pay their respects. The problem was, the memorial was so well-advertised that the event attracted some undesirables. A rival guild committed what is now known as The Great Funeral Massacre — taking out all the weapon-free mourners. Hilarious or horrifying? You can decide for yourself, since the attackers recorded the whole thing and posted it on YouTube.

Friggen Frack

That is seriously my friggen mood today, i want to go around punching d-bags, shidiots and tards all day long! STAY OUT OF MY WAY.  It started with Friday…. (imagine one of those little dream bubbles coming out to tell a story)….Friday night I went out with the ex….the one that I still care deeply for, even though we have our issues.  The really sad thing is that we got a long GREAT for the entire time we were together.  We never argued once….i know at one point I bitched about how I thought the boy didn’t have a spine…but god compared to so many relationships it was so nice being with someone who would really do anything in their power to make me happy (for the most part).  Anywho….he told me on Friday that “We will make this work” and “ Just tell me what you want me to tell my roommates”….for those of you who don’t know his roommates are the BIGGEST reason that we are not together…their a bunch of d-bags, shidiots and tards (that I would like to go around punching).  The thing that really friggen sucks about this whole crap ton of a problem is that I might actually for once in my life love someone. (other than family and kids of course) and now I don’t know what the hell to do.  Its making my temporarily insane!  So after that whole night of him saying things that I long to hear….i tell him that we really need to sit down and talk.  He agrees but doesn’t really make plans of when to do that.  But he does call me on Sunday… we talk for a little while he is driving to his rents and then a bit more on his way back to his house.  It gets emotional…I get emotional, he gets quiet.  So I tell him that I need to let him go and he tells me that he will call me tomorrow (Monday).  This is where I get really pissed….so last night I decided to bake an apple pie…why well because I love the smell of it (hate the taste) and have a shit ton of apples that no one is eating.  So as I am baking this pie I get a text from the ex saying “ Hey I wanted to call you but I am stuck around a bunch of peopleL”  ….so I reply with “ What do you mean by stuck? Do they have you tied up? Just forget it ***** I’ve always known where I stand when it comes to parties and friends”I left it at that for a good 20 minutes…trying to focus on my pie…which I couldn’t so I called him and he answered .. and I said “Well, I’ll do this the proper way…over the phone….forget my name forget my number we are done”….and this of course took the conversation into a very heated discussion both of us not really listening to the other.  Anyways…it all ended with him hanging up on me and me bawling my eyes out in front of my children and then throwing away my unfinished apple pie BASTARD!!!!  Well…I needed to get the kids to bed and I needed to calm down so I took a bath…and he started texting me and yes I am going to tell you all of them: Anything in Blue is from him….purple me.“Its sad because I really wanted it to work, I just needed more time than a day since Friday but I guess you made up my mind for me again” and what he means by that is that when I broke up with him in December it was because I knew I would never be equivalent to his friends/roommates so instead of making him pick I made the decision for him….and I told him that I kick myself in the ass every day and I should have made him pick!“No I made up my mind for me because I don’t fell like you ever wanted me back and I know I’ll never be as important to you as you are to me”“I can prove it.  I’ll spend all week with you.  I’m sorry im so bad at showing it but I really want to be with you and it hurts to lose what little we started the second time”“Please give me a chance this week, Im an idiot and I want the chance this week please I really want to be there with you”“Please Brandie, it worked once and if you really want it to work again give me the chance this week”“I don’t want to make you cry, L it makes me hurt too”“I understand that this is going to take more than a week, but the effort that you put into this week will show me how much I actually mean to you”And basically from there on out it was just him saying that he would make it up to me and I could “have” him as much as I wanted to this week.  What the hell is wrong with me????

Woman who have children should not act childish!!!

So as of lately there has been word that a certain blonde in my dept has been talkin behind my back…but i honestly have not let it bother me that much as she talks behind everyones back and well pretty much has no self esteem, confidence or TACT!!!  We have a certain gentleman over in our group that since he has joined us has kinda played devils advocate to everyone.  Friday I got called into the office with my boss and “DA” (devils advocate) to talk a little shop talk…alls well till my boss mentions that he’s heard that I am having issues with “Blondie”.  I am kinda lost because i have yet to really feel that any thing going on between the two of us is affecting my ability to get my job done and therefor have not felt that it is a situation that i should bring to my boss….yet.  So at this point I would like to smack “DA” for interfering with MY “non” issues!!!  Anywho…i tell them that its fine and i know how to be professional and IF it begins to affect my work then i will speak to him again.  ANd i let it at that…..now had i known that they were gonna pull “Blondie” into the office next i would have told them both off!!! Why…because now the whiny little crabby ass MRS NEGATIVE the world is get to me cunt “blondie” is going to think that i was complaining about her….and what happens to her then….well she gets SEVERELY snappy with me……example….. BLondie is lead on a new account, DA is back up #1 and i am back up #2.   We all are busy and have our shit to do on a daily basis.  Now since we acquired this rather large account there are certain loads that branches send over for us to drop our carrier on….and we get these emails daily.  I would find it safe to assume that if leader of the pack “Blondie” can not get it done she would in turn POLITELY ask that either myself or DA do it.   Well….here’s an email from her today!!!  and i have reversed the email so you do NOT have to read from top – bottom.

Part 1) from other branch

Hey guys

Here is the list for********tomorrow. Starting tomorrow we will be utilizing the drop yard and preloading some of their trailers; we will also be live loading a few as well. Just make sure you list which is a live load and which is a preload in the load notes. I have already spoken with******so she is aware that we are starting this tomorrow.  Let me know if you have any questions Thanks 49201580496967294987920349982133 preload49982140 preload49998042 preload

49998044 preload

Part 2) from BLONDIE

Does anyone have time to book these up?

These were sent over to us over 1 hr ago and haven’t been booked upI have to jump on a conference call right now 

 Part 3) from ME

I’ll try to get done what I can, I have a conference call in 20 as well

Part 4) From her directed to me ccing my boss & DA!! how wonderful!

You’re not seeing my point….it looks very bad upon us if it take 1 ½ hours to book these loads up.We sell our customer service in this group, and in my opinion this is very poor customer service!

I’ll push my call back a bit to book these up right now….***, might not be ready to roll at 2pm for our meeting.

I friggen hate bitches