you really think bringing hollywood into it is cool?

I swear to God if I have to hear one more time today about which friggen presidential candidate is related which friggen Hollywood starlet I am gonna go on a throwing rotten eggs frenzy.  This is so friggen sickening.  Coming from the state of MN I know how retarted people get when the candidate is linked to Hollywood … does thou forget Jesse the “MIND” Ventura???? GRAW….oh and don’t get me started on ARNOLD….Do you remember when Brad & Angelina first were “rumored” as being together and there were stupid little people who would get into battles about the whole “Jennifer vs. Angelina” thing…I mean they even made stupid t-shirts!!!! (yes I have a friend who has one….dont remember which side she was on…no she is not stupid…but that WAS stupid)  Anyways….our presidential election is going to come down to stupid 18-24 year olds voting on which candidate is related to which ACTOR…for FUCKS SAKE….there I said it…..pisses me the fuck off!!!! 

Strange Alabama State Laws

• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.- Bear wrestling, many years ago, was a crude form of entertainment that had to be delt with. It not only subjected bears to harsh conditions, but also risked the bears’ lives as well.
• Incestuous marriages are legal.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

 The following are for individual cities: AnnistonYou may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Auburn

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

 I don’t have the reasons the other laws are in place (especially the ice cream in the back pocket) but I will attempt to research my ass off to find them…and if any of them have been removed from the law books as of lately J enjoy!

Do men realize that women are crazy

There are many reasons that women are just simply crazy….We obsess continuously over shit…and yes, literally shit sometimes.  Really, the most mundane useless things we could worry about…we do.  I think we also read into EVERY situation just a little bit too much…and then we panic about it, CONSTANTLY.We fear that people are talking behind our backs and want friendship and then we turn around and talk behind those friends backs with people we despise.Most women reading this prolly assume that I am smoking crack…but you know I am right…hence why the very FEW female friends that I have are either MATURE MOTHERS or believe that all women are crazy just like me….and I promise you we are!