No Expectaions = Large Expectations

*FAIR WARNING MUCH VULGAR LANGUANGE IN FOLLOWING RANT*

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people…men (or boys depending  on their maturity level) in particular.  SO i have a buddy in which the two of us dated once when i was like 15-16.  It definately was a short lived high school romance and he quickly left me for another girl in my group of friends.   Well, surprisignly throught the years we have remained somewhat friends and over the last 2 years have been hanging out more.  He’s an awesome guy and i adore him and love hanging out with him.  So … why is it that after my relationship with homo dickwad robbing the craddle cock sucker mother fucker ends does my buddy assume that i am FREE EFFING GAME??   ok…so i made it pretty damn clear to him that i did not want anything to do with any guys or a relationship for a while and by pretty clear i said “HEY!! I want to be single…haven’t been single for more than 2.5 months in over 10 years…need to focus on kids and MY LIFE and not someone elses…no boyfriends or anything equivelant, maybe after the summer i’ll reconsider but for now S.I.N.G.L.E.”.   “cool” .. he says “when ur ready you’re ready”….YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!!  So this buddy of mine is a stellar tattoo artist so he offered to draw up that tat that i wanted and ink it on me….and offers me a SIC SIC rate….a)because he thinks its a killer piece that would look awesome in his portfolio and b)he wants a piece….grrrrr.  I once again reminded him of my S.I.N.G.L.E. for the summer at least plan.  So i offer to buy him a ticket to Warped Tour and i’ll pay for all of his food and drinks…my way of saying THANK YOU!!!!  so i didn’t hear from him at all before the concert and never answered calls, texts or emails.  And after the concert i sent him texts and emails trying to find out if he was even alive and kickin.  Last night/this morning at 147 am i get a text from him FINALLY:

“Not trying to avoid you at all.  Had some madness go down and not sure what is going on between us.  Are we just friends or what.  Kinda lost just want to know whats up i guess”

WHAT THE FUCK…fucking idiot….i mean…do i have to get a chart and make a presentation of my S.I.N.G.L.E. for the summer plan.  Oh and FYI colorado boy…awesome and stuff but we are NOT together…thank god….i dont think i can do this whole girlfriend thing anymore.  I still get a kick out of flirting with him…but to be involved now…yeah i’ll pass on that ok!   So back to dipwad…seriously.  I just want to wash my hands of it but since we have been friends for so long and he did give me a deal on my what would be a very expensive tattoo and he still is gonna see my friends and coworkers i should prolly explain all this to him again…but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh……can i just move already??

an EVENTfull weekend

 One great weekend after another…this weekend after partying hard friday night and trying scotch for the first time, I was on the road @ 8am to head down to KATO for Vikings Training camp…and what a tease I got when they started their scrimage….TJACK GOES DOWN!!!

 

not enough of an injury

 

Oh TJack…why couldn’t you have gotten a more severe injury…would’ve made our lives so much better.  Oh well, he’re some of AP!!

AP IN THE END ZONE..get used to it! AP and his family, AWE

After waiting in line to get autographs we finally get there and they wont let anyone in line for Bobby Wade, Sidney Rice or Bernard Berrian…fortunately Andre Allison was still available and I didn’t have an effing clue who the rest of them were!!!

So after that my nephew got to do a few of the games that they had there for kids and we headed home.  We were back in town by about 1pm and my hangover was making me a very unhappy person.  Mom’s suggestion: Bloody Marys!  And so we did and I had many.  You would have thought that I would have gone to bed at a decent time seeing that I didn’t get any sleep the night before…but no my insomnia kept me up till after 2am again!  But alas…I found a cure the following night, WARPED TOUR 09!!!

My Couisns and I

and even though my buddy that i bought a ticket for didn’t show fortunately my cousins were there and didn’t mind me tagging along.  Had my buddy given me any notice that he wouldn’t come I am sure there would have been plenty of people that would have LOVED to watch me drink and get burnt!  Luckily I was able to sell his ticket!  So yes…many beers and plenty of sun later I looked like this by 6pm!

YAY for Stacy showing up and making my sunburnt face look even worse!

I was so happy I got to see this girl!!! its been ages and i miss her soooo much.  She had to work that day but got there just in time to see her fav band Underoath play their last two songs.  By the time Bad Religion was done playing I was GONE!!! I got home and my head was just POUNDING.  I did NOT drink enough water and with the sun and lack of sleep all weekend I was out by 8pm.  I stopped at Subway on my way home and got a sandwhich and ended up waking up like every 20 minutes to take a bite…strangest way i have ever eaten a meal.  Great weekend though and I am so relieved that I have to work this weekend so I can lay low cuz I definately need it!

Birthday Weekend 09

My birthday weekend was a blast as usual.  Started out with some margaritas provided by my dad.  I dont like mine blended so mine were on the rocks with double the tequila and triple sec…AWESOME!!!

 

 

 

 

 

The Margarita King

and massive amounts of crab legs and other food (i just devoured the crab legs, wasn’t aware of the other food till I cleared my plate).  After the crab legs came the card games.  My birthday is the only time i can EVER count on the entire family getting together.  Its rare that all 3 sisters and their spouce’s are in the house at the same time.  SO i requested a new picture of the 3 of us…too bad Sandra didn’t show up in yellow too!

 

 

 

We three sisters of "Dont mess with us cuz we're more evil than we look"

i’m loving my new hair cut!

Saturday I was up at 730 thanks to my lovely son, but he let me veg in bed till about 8am…what a doll!

Then around 11:30 it was off to River City Days for some fun, food, beer and WATER FIGHTS!

 

 

 

 

 

Water Fights!!!

Fun times to be had by all…and yes we did get very wet!  Unfortunately Shakopee took first place but the Chaska 2 team …which formed the day before mainly consisting on the Fire & Rescue Volunteers, a friend of mine included, took 2nd place while the Chaska 1 squad who have been formed for several years and practicing for over a month took 3rd   Way to go CF&R Volunteers!!!Now off to nap and get ready to rock with DUST n BONES!!!!DUST ‘N’ BONES!!!

 

DUST 'N' BONES!!!

 

This is my buddies Guns n Roses cover band and they are AWESOME!!!  My buddy is Slash there on the right.   I wonder how much booze were in those Jell-O shots…and i dont like Jell-o but it was a good time to be had by all.  Wish that a certain someone could have been in time or at least extended his layover much longer…but all in all great weekend!

 

 

 

Not quite religious…but he needs prayers and get well thoughts

I just found out last night that a dear friend of the family’s 11 year old son was air lifted to the Mayo clinic after flipping his dirt bike while riding with his dad.  The had to induce coma and they know for sure that there is some vertebrae injury but not yet sure if there is spinal injury.  Fortunately they have done some tests on the brain and there is no swelling (phew)…but the rest is just wait and see.  Poor little guy, he is the son of my sisters best friend and the best friend to my nephew.  I have known this little boys mother since she was 9 and him his entire life and i just can not imagine what they and their family is going through right now….To Brody & Amy, you both are in my deepest and hopeful thoughts, i love you both.