Can anyone think of any reason why I would get pulled over at 2am on Saint Patty’s day weekend when I am behind the wheel of something very similar looking to this?
Well believe it….so heres the scenario:
My rents take my son on Saturday night so I can go out with the b/f and friends. I know that I will be responcible for driving the b/f’s car (which i have only driven once and its his baby) and that i will also have to go get my son and bring him home. So at 2am we leave our friends house (after i have had 1.5 drinks in 4.5 hours). I take a right onto one of the main roads in Shakopee and immediately notice a squad car behind me and say “Ohh there’s a cop behind me” and then say “ooh the cop behind me has his cherries on and is pulling me over 
“ So this young female officer approaches the door and i hand her my ID and the b/f hands her the insurance. She turns to me and says “do you know why i pulled you over”….hmmmm i could have thought of so many answers…but simply replied “no ma’am” (yes ma’am :O) So she informs me “When you came to a stop back there to turn you went over the crosswalk” ….. lol yeah…and then followed with this “Would you mind stepping out of the car so we can administer a sobriety test” ….oh for fucks sake… this is a first.
So i am out there 2:10 am following her pen, left to right, up and down…and then “Would you mind if we gave you a breathalizer”…. why the hell not … a night of firsts for me …..and you know what .06 FUCKERS!!! and whats the legal limit??? thats right .08!!! so eat it….and she says, “I can assume your not going to have anymore to drink tonight” “oh well you know after i finish that 1/2 bottle of vodka in the car while i am driving MY SON HOME i promise i wont drink anymore after that!!” and then….she hands me this
i laugh and said, oh i get to keep it and she replies “Well i dont want it and i am not going to throw it on the ground”
Happy Saint Patty’s Day all!
Drink your beer…but just remember, dont go over any crosswalks!!!! There out to get us all!
